Belief

Gonna have to update the FAITH.  In light of all the turmoil with all the Islamic souls who seek the world's salvation by means which are, to say the least questionable, it is time to reflect on my own faith.


This may take time........notes on the Last Post-Modern Church of the
Anti-Evangelical.
These are guiding tenets of the LPMCAE (some but not all)
Tenet 1)  If Anyone believes exactly as I do then one of us must be wrong.
          2) Nothing is sacred, but Chocolate is close.
          3) Evangelization is really frowned upon.
          4) Frowning upon things is frowned upon.
          5) Rule making is encouraged.
          6) Breaking rules is also encouraged.
          7) Ignoring rules is probably best.
          8) Dues are to be paid if anyone feels like it.
          9) Meetings should never last longer than a decent meal or
football game.
        10) Lou Linfante will make all the rules until somebody thinks they
want to too.
        11) Membership is strictly limited to people who can either read or
understand what has been read to them, unless they are confused.  In that
event they may ask for admittance.  A committee of at least one person, in
that event must decide if an exception to the "literacy rule" will be
extended.
        12) Dogma is pretty fluid.
        13) It just doesn't matter.  (Stolen from Bill Murray's character
in the movie "Meatballs")